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Why am I the cumfiend?

I eat cum, I drink cum, I am all things that are cum.

You're probably wondering why there's a stream on every page - it is symbolic of the flow of cum that cannot be stemmed. So dive in and taste!

Nice rose for your ass?
Fist 'til you jizz

But hey, I'm not a superficial cumfiend. I went to Cumbridge University and have a vast wealth of experience in cummunications.

A woman mountain biking; Actual size=180 pixels wide

Here's my sister drinking some cum - go sis, gulp that man chowder down!

THE REAL ME

At the moment I love going (and cuming) out, frottaging and rimming. But one day I hope to settle down and have little cumfiends of my own.

mah mah mah mah mah mah


Cum cocktails, anyone?

I have recently become the first person in the world to record the sound of cum. Click below to download this - it's simply "music to the queers"!

THE SOUND OF CUM